Dear Blank Please Blank

One day my students showed me a witty website called dearblankpleaseblank.com. While some of the entries are inappropriate and just plain dumb, many are comical and eye-opening. Eric and I decided to submit some of our own:

Dear NBA,

Please whine more about your "lousy" compensation.

Sincerely,

Your teacher

Dear Marijuana Vendors,

Tylenol cures headaches too.

Sincerely,

I still have my limbic system

Dear Students,

Do you not see the irony of replacing your Fahrenheit 451 reading assignment with Spark Notes?

Sincerely,

Bradbury saw this coming, dummy.

We think we're so funny.